[sacredstem]

be your own right hand arm. man. your own silly rabbit.

[memorycycle]

smells you and is weird about it

[effemimaniac]

any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect

🗨 Readers added context they thought people might want to know
normal people don't say things like this. https://www.tumblr.com/logout

[mlarayoukai]

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

[boyholes]

i think im in love with you

[fagsex]

sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch

[the-elf-draws]

Asking for directions

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

what if you had blue hair and pronouns and i had red hair and pronouns and we fought in the rain

[timegears-moved]

[happyheidi]

lazy days of summer by EdwinaFran

Anonymous asked:

Why do some trans girls still make femboy hooters jokes?

doubleca5t answered:

my gender is whatever makes the joke funnier

[curseworm]

(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement